STEPHEN TUDOR

Age: first seen in the 14th century, teenager

Current roles: motel administrator, page boy

Roles(past): king

Zodiac: Taurus

Favorite inventory items: keys

Object class type: CLASSIFIED

Fears: the gallows, the quartering, the guillotine

He's an accomplished horseman

He knows how to handle a car and firearms

Sometimes his eyes terrifyingly glisten like a soldier just back from the front

Royal Decree: By order of the Crown, this individual shall be treated with utmost caution and respect, for his lineage traces back to the ancient Tudor bloodline.

Historical Notes: Records indicate his presence throughout various historical periods, though his appearance remains unchanged - a mystery that baffles scholars.

Additional Observations: Subject displays remarkable adaptability to modern technology while maintaining medieval customs and speech patterns.